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Well, I'm something of a writing addict, really, so I couldn't resist ganking this meme idea off Neji-mun. (&hearts Jen~ XD)

So ask me anything you like about Deidara--which set of teeth he brushes first in the mornings, what he thinks about a certain character, why the hell he wears his hair in that goofy ponytail, what's up with him saying "yeah" all the time--and I'll do my best not to write a book for you to answer your question. :D


And just like Neji's and Temari's, this entry will be open forever, so have at me.

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[Age] 25

[Student or teacher/staff?] Teacher

[Profession] Art Teacher, bitches. Big surprise there, wut?

[Background] Deidara is your typical struggling, starving artist. He's only working as an art teacher so he can pay the rent for his hole-in-the-wall studio apartment and his tiny little art supply shop (where he works when not at school/over the summer). He doesn't really want to be there most of the time, and it shows; it doesn't help that pretty much all his art students are DOING IT WRONG. Also, don't pay attention and/or screw around in Art class and DIE you're getting an instant detention. And you'd better pray it's not Dei's turn to monitor it, or "sorry" won't begin to cover how you'll feel at the end of that period. The only reason the school keeps him around is because he did win a shitload of awards for while he was back in college: his "normal" paintings are very good and would sell quite well--if he was interested in doing that sort of thing anymore. He's currently in a bit of a Modern Art phase, and he can't give that crap away. So working at the school it is.

Biggest difference between highschoolAU!Dei and canon!Dei? No explosions. No homicides though the horrendous lack of talent exhibited by some of his students makes the idea pretty tempting at times. He's more lenient about thinking what is and isn't art, and classic pieces are Very Important, though he's also big fan of the avant-garde. He'll probably still go off on long spiels about things that no one understands or really cares about. Just shut up and listen or else. ♥

[Relationships] Yeeeeeah, Dei's gonna be pretty snarky to any and all students, and most of the staff as well. No one really appreciates him and his artistic talent or values art the way they should, oh woe. On the off chance that you do have some artistic skill, however, he'll either criticise you until you cry (to "help you improve" of course) or really, really...like you. Enough to make aaaall the other students resent you. ^-\|

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( What the hell? )

Tch. Yeah, right. I was not the class clown back at the Academy.

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Although this seems rather similar to this post from a long while ago, I'll indulge in this nonetheless. If you have any questions about Deidara, Uchiha Mikoto, or Morgan McKnight that you would like five [hopefully] short answers to, ask away. Reply will be OOC unless you request IC.

And if you'd prefer an essay response (but only to questions about Dei), well then. [points to above link.]

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		I will marry Sakura.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Konoha in our fabulous House.
		We will have 5 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a black car.
		I will spend my days as a terrorist, and live happily ever after.

Well, I guess that doesn't sound so bad, except I never planned on getting married, and the settling-down thing would probably be kinda boring, even if Konoha's supposed to be pretty. I doubt they'd just let me settle down there anyway, especially if I'm still working as a terrorist.

...And kids? o_\|;; I dunno about that--but anyway, five would be WAY too many, yeah.

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Like most people, my characters are also up for being married.

Deidara {blitzkrieg_boom} might actually be taken, but we'll see. IS TOTALLY TAKEN, KUKUKU. And that one will be MORE than enough, ahaha. X'D

Mikoto {mother_may_i} is technically already married, of course, but she REALLY needs to get out and mingle, and she'll be so wonderfully confused by all this. SO COME SNAG YOURSELF A MILF.

Morgan {the_mccutie} would love multiple husbands. Or just one she could cling to and pamper and be cutesy and fangirlish over. ...She's the only one of these three that I would be open to have...do anything while married, and that's still sorta iffy--depends on who you are~

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	High
Level 7 (Violent)	Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Extreme

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test


Heh. At least this place isn't changing me that much, yeah.

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...I guess we were supposed to make a post about this or something...? Whatev. *shrugs*

Anyway, Dei and Sakura managed to decide to go together (something of a miracle, lol) and while they were both planning on wearing something nice...they're going to end up like this.

Because Cella and I are evil, cruel muns. ^_^

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Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

...*eyetwitch*

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( Growing pains and childhood promises; both tie me to you. )

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( I give you what I can--warmth, comfort, and myself. )

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( *opens the envelope curiously* )

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( A Second Chance To Become Childhood Friends. )

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( 7 Deadly Sins Meme. )

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As the subject heading says, Dei has AIM now. ^_^

MoarBang4UrBuck

...Because "blitzkrieg boom" was already taken. :C

Feel free to ping him! But remember, he's not likely to be very friendly... XD;

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...I really hate these things, yeah.

( SURVEY HERE 8D )

[ooc: Strikes are where the computer filled in the REAL answer for him.]

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( Bingo Book Entry. )

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( I AM SO SICK OF THESE THINGS, YEAH. )

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*...currently throwing the monitor against the wall, thanks.*